Just a quickie today because I’ve been busy in the background getting some comedy writing done so here you go. This is my favourite line from a movie that would probably not be made today, Animal House. While we’re at it, here is some of Kevin Bacon’s finest work....

Apartment dweller Terry Wright, of Stillwater, Minnesota, expressed concern today that his wife of 12 years, Jodi Wright, had purchased two sets of 750 thread count, handmade bamboo sheets, the care tags for which demand hand washing and expressly forbid tumble drying. “We’re in an apartment in Minnesota, what...

Canadian Bacon is one of my favourite movies. It’s finally available on DVD at Amazon but it is a little on the pricey side. In the past I’ve looked for it on a few streaming services but no luck though that might have changed by now. The movie is...

I grew up when Steve Martin was just hitting it big. I remember listening to his records and later on seeing The Jerk and I was hooked. His book, Born Standing Up, is a great read if you are interested at all in comedy. Here is a link to...

Finally got Chat GPT to make something good! I think this will do for now. I do, however, apologise to human logo makers but I’m broke and I don’t have time to wait. In the future, perhaps that will change....

It’s not perfect but it is pretty good. I don’t understand why there are pens or pencils or whatever they are but try as I might, I could not get Chat GPT to fix it. This one will do for now I guess, will try again in the future....

It’s a shame but there are still no jobs for comedians around here. I check every so often and there is nothing. Ever. That’s why I became a vibrator salesman. It hasn’t been too lucrative so far but I have a good feeling about it. I’m going to press...

Okay, first off, I have a crush on Taylor Tomlinson but I’m married so don’t tell my wife! I like Taylor’s sense of humor (humour if you live here in Australia) because she’s just cheerful and I like her delivery and how she interacts with the audience. Here is...

I live in a swanky beach apartment on the Sunshine Coast in Australia. It’s nice, we’re very fortunate. One of the perks of living here at the beach is that there are plenty of women in bikinis and if you know me, then you know that’s one thing I...

Don Rickles is one of my all time favourite comedians and I could listen to Hello Dummy! all day long. It’s great. People nowadays are too touchy for it but I don’t care, I love it. This record turns up in junk shops and used record stores pretty regularly...