I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve been fired about 35 or 40 times. Maybe more. I’ve forgotten how many, actually. Just too many to keep track of. Generally speaking, I’d be working or goofing off or whatever when suddenly… “Uh, Rich, can I see you in the office...

We’ve been in our new swanky, trendy, and awesome beach apartment for about a week now. We are just starting to settle in and explore the neighbourhood. Being on the 9th floor, I do most of my exploring with a telescope and binoculars, you know, to keep a low...

I love Cheech & Chong and this clip is a great way to introduce them to the unwashed masses, at least the younger generation of the Great Unwashed. That means you. This clip is one of my favourite bits from any movie, past or present....

Back in December, 2022, a wave of hilarity hit me and That’s Not Funny was born. Thereabouts anyway. Part of the oozing afterbirth was our Facebook group. It has two members, me and one friend. Not even my wife. Or other family. Or anyone. In fact, until today I...

I found a notebook with a few partially written gags/punchlines/stupid shit. Here you go, straight from my notes. I’m just going to post them with no commentary. — I’m the pervert? You’re the one who gave me a boner! Space fart. Solve the Middle East problems by everyone converting...

Next weekend we are moving out of our trendy, swanky beach apartment to a trendier, swankier beach apartment. It’s much bigger and it will be closer to the heart of Caloundra so if I had to, I could get a job and just walk to work, you know, to...

Here’s a link to Hailey Welch’s TikTok feed so you perverts can ogle her in the privacy of your own home. As for myself, I’m just going to stalk her online for a few weeks until I get so bored that I start writing fart jokes. She is kind...

I had some personal crap to work through and now that that is all over with, I’ve decided to give comedy one more try. This time around I’m going to take it more seriously which means I’ll be taking it less seriously… something like that. We’re in the process...

Just a quickie today because I’ve been busy in the background getting some comedy writing done so here you go. This is my favourite line from a movie that would probably not be made today, Animal House. While we’re at it, here is some of Kevin Bacon’s finest work....

Apartment dweller Terry Wright, of Stillwater, Minnesota, expressed concern today that his wife of 12 years, Jodi Wright, had purchased two sets of 750 thread count, handmade bamboo sheets, the care tags for which demand hand washing and expressly forbid tumble drying. “We’re in an apartment in Minnesota, what...