Celebrity Zookeeper Has Worms, Dingoes Possibly to Blame
Patient “B” came to our office this morning complaining of “movement” in her digestive system. A full anal inspection was performed and combined with a microscopic stool analysis, it was determined that “B” has worms. Given her recent “up to her elbows” work in the dingo pen, this comes...
Ferrari Introduces Free Penis Pumps with Purchase
Today is Ferrari’s first day of their new “Get a Bigger Dick with Your New Ferrari” campaign. Each new Ferrari owner will receive a red Cockmaster 3000 Penis Pump complete with a built in “turbo” system and prancing horse “race to the finish” badging. It’s not the first time...
New school bus driver hardly drinks at all!
It seems that our new school bus driver, Tom Filmore, is something of a non-drinker. Sure, he’ll have one or two to get rid of the morning crud and then another at lunch to make the day go a little smoother, but no, he’s not really a drinker, he’s...
The Monty Python Instant Record Collection
Gotta tell you, I’m not the biggest Monty Python fan but this is a pretty good record. It is a compilation of gags from other Monty Python records and bits of movies. I think. That seems to be the case. So, with that in mind, let’s discuss the record...
The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
I shouldn’t even have to review this book, it is a literary treasure, one of the best books of all time, but there are still some people out there, youngsters mostly I’d say, that haven’t read it. Frankly, if your kids don’t have a copy, that makes you a...
Surely You Can’t Be Serious – The True Story of Airplane
As you know, Airplane! is one of the funniest films in the history of films and now there is a book all about it! This book is a literary masterpiece and you owe it to yourself to buy it, flip through it, and put it on your shelf for...
Smell the Book / A Fine Line Between Stupid and Clever
If you’ve ever turned your stereo up to 11, you will love this book. Actually, you’ll love both books as it is two in one. One chunk is A Fine Line Between Stupid and Clever, while the other chunk is Smell the Book. A Fine Line Between Stupid and...
No Amazon Links
Today I made the choice to not have Amazon affiliate links on the site. This is because from time-to-time there is a bit of (mild) adult humor on the site and I don’t want my account banned. Yes, I will miss out on many ¢¢¢ but very few $$$...
A sad day has finally arrived.
I went to record some 8mm comedy shorts for you guys but alas, the bulb in my projector died. No problem, I’ll look online… hmmm… between $80 and $300 and none to be found in Australia. I’m sure there are some but I’m not spending a hundred bucks on...
Found an old notebook!
I found an old pocket notepad laced with a few jokes and joke premises and just plain old dumb crap. Here are some quotes from it… Skidmark in the toilet of life. Woman’s health clinic. Logo is a coat hanger. (I have no idea where that was supposed to...