I have a crush on the hawk tuah girl.
Here’s a link to Hailey Welch’s TikTok feed so you perverts can ogle her in the privacy of your own home. As for myself, I’m just going to stalk her online for a few weeks until I get so bored that I start writing fart jokes. She is kind...
Still under-employed
It’s a shame but there are still no jobs for comedians around here. I check every so often and there is nothing. Ever. That’s why I became a vibrator salesman. It hasn’t been too lucrative so far but I have a good feeling about it. I’m going to press...
Beach Perverts
I live in a swanky beach apartment on the Sunshine Coast in Australia. It’s nice, we’re very fortunate. One of the perks of living here at the beach is that there are plenty of women in bikinis and if you know me, then you know that’s one thing I...
Career choices
Most of the people in my immediate circle are quite prosperous. Good jobs, good businesses, houses, cars, high end prostitutes, all the good stuff you get when you find something and really commit to it. But me? I don’t mean to brag but I’ve been fired at least 40...
So, this is what it has come to. Good Lord!
I’ve struggled my entire life trying to figure out what I want to do when I grow up. I’ve had dozens of jobs, 40 or 50 at least I think, and I’ve been fired from most of them. I don’t say that to brag, just letting you know where...
This is why I should carry a notebook.
Last night as I was writing in my diary, a very hilarious joke about heroin popped into my head. In fact, it was so hilarious that I figured I’d remember it forever so there was no need to write it down. Now today, 24 hours later, the joke is...
This is why I will never be out of work. Assuming of course that this comedy thing takes off someday.
I asked Chat GPT 4 to create a universally funny image and then told it to surprise me. This is what I got… Unsatisfied, I gave it one more chance. This time, it gave me two images. Okay, you say, it isn’t that great at creating funny images, at...
Updating the site!
It will be even less hilarious! No, seriously, I’m taking down the dumb jokes and replacing them with dumber jokes. The videos for the old ones were accidentally deleted anyway, lol, ah, dang it anyway. I’m also finally taking down the Christmas stuff and will be replacing the Christmas...