Category: Commentary

I received a Billy Connolly book for my birthday (The Accidental Artist) which looks really, really good. In addition, I’ve stumbled across a ton of $2 junk shop Billy Connolly books and I think a DVD or two as well. Bought them all. Simply put, I have a lot...

It’s no secret that I’m a terrible businessman. My ideas suck and my execution is terrible. Of all of my ideas, selling harmonicas at the markets was the only thing that really worked which is ironic because I can’t play a note. Go figure. Otherwise, no, I’ve crashed more...

We’ve been in our new swanky, trendy, and awesome beach apartment for about a week now. We are just starting to settle in and explore the neighbourhood. Being on the 9th floor, I do most of my exploring with a telescope and binoculars, you know, to keep a low...

Next weekend we are moving out of our trendy, swanky beach apartment to a trendier, swankier beach apartment. It’s much bigger and it will be closer to the heart of Caloundra so if I had to, I could get a job and just walk to work, you know, to...

Here’s a link to Hailey Welch’s TikTok feed so you perverts can ogle her in the privacy of your own home. As for myself, I’m just going to stalk her online for a few weeks until I get so bored that I start writing fart jokes. She is kind...

It’s a shame but there are still no jobs for comedians around here. I check every so often and there is nothing. Ever. That’s why I became a vibrator salesman. It hasn’t been too lucrative so far but I have a good feeling about it. I’m going to press...

I live in a swanky beach apartment on the Sunshine Coast in Australia. It’s nice, we’re very fortunate. One of the perks of living here at the beach is that there are plenty of women in bikinis and if you know me, then you know that’s one thing I...

Most of the people in my immediate circle are quite prosperous. Good jobs, good businesses, houses, cars, high end prostitutes, all the good stuff you get when you find something and really commit to it. But me? I don’t mean to brag but I’ve been fired at least 40...

I’ve struggled my entire life trying to figure out what I want to do when I grow up. I’ve had dozens of jobs, 40 or 50 at least I think, and I’ve been fired from most of them. I don’t say that to brag, just letting you know where...

Last night as I was writing in my diary, a very hilarious joke about heroin popped into my head. In fact, it was so hilarious that I figured I’d remember it forever so there was no need to write it down. Now today, 24 hours later, the joke is...