Some stuff I’m working on.
I found a notebook with a few partially written gags/punchlines/stupid shit. Here you go, straight from my notes. I’m just going to post them with no commentary. — I’m the pervert? You’re the one who gave me a boner! Space fart. Solve the Middle East problems by everyone converting...
Beach Perverts
I live in a swanky beach apartment on the Sunshine Coast in Australia. It’s nice, we’re very fortunate. One of the perks of living here at the beach is that there are plenty of women in bikinis and if you know me, then you know that’s one thing I...
Something to remember her by…
So my girlfriend travels a lot, you know, on business. She always brings something home… a t-shirt or maybe a souvenir spoon, something like that. But last week was the best. She was gone for a month to Europe, came home and surprise, surprise… herpes!...
A hillbilly joke I wrote.
Three hillbillies are gathered around a new hillbilly mama. The first hillbilly says, “That’s my kid and I can prove it!” The hillbilly takes off his hat and says, “Look, no hair, just like his pappy!” The hillbillies nod in agreement, this makes sense but the second hillbilly says,...