Seeing-eye cat narrowly avoids grisly train death
Three year old Siamese seeing-eye cat, Kitty-Kitty, narrowly escaped the grisly fate of his owner today when the allegedly blind man, Cal Thompson, was obliterated by a light rail train at the Sherwood Road railroad crossing. Witnesses say the cat came within inches of the killer train, led there,...
Mr. Boxy’s BJ
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My comedy business plan.
It’s no secret that I’m a terrible businessman. My ideas suck and my execution is terrible. Of all of my ideas, selling harmonicas at the markets was the only thing that really worked which is ironic because I can’t play a note. Go figure. Otherwise, no, I’ve crashed more...
Shakes the Clown
Here you go, a trailer for Shakes the Clown. It’s one of those movies you have to see to believe. lol. Watch it then impress your friends by talking about it. They will feel dumb for not having seen it but your little secret will be that you actually...
Idiocracy
Idiocracy is a great movie about what is happening in our culture right now! Check out the clip then check out Netflix or whatever and see if you can find the full film. This is a vastly underrated, under-viewed movie....
Sarah Silverman – Perfect Night
I like Sarah Silverman. Mostly. She gets a little preachy sometimes but hey, at least she’s out there doing her thing unlike us keyboard warriors who aren’t. Anyway, here is a music video you may enjoy....
Top 10 Benefits of Schizoaffective Disorder
You might think that having something so fearsome sounding would be quite terrible. It can be. It fucks with every part of your life and eventually, you are left with nothing – no friends, no family, no money, no job, no home – nothing. This is why people end...
I used to deliver those stupid coupon books.
I can’t remember the name of the company but they sold coupon books similar to “Entertainment” books if you’ve ever had one of those. It might be a Minnesota thing, I don’t know. Anyway, the way it worked was simple. Sort of. (I think they were Showcase books, not...
Wilkins Dodge
This truck is identical to the first one I ever sold at Wilkins Dodge to a guy from Rochester MN I think. I still remember his name too, as it is very unique. (Won’t post it here although he must be dead by now, not sure.) My stint as...
My first really shitty job.
The first shitty job I can recall was at a place called Rygmyr Foods in Lake Elmo, Minnesota. We made popcorn balls and popcorn bunnies. It was hot, boring work that paid minimum wage which was about $3.25 an hour if I recall. So you could work your balls...