Last night as I was writing in my diary, a very hilarious joke about heroin popped into my head. In fact, it was so hilarious that I figured I’d remember it forever so there was no need to write it down. Now today, 24 hours later, the joke is...

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I’ll use these someday, just not sure where or how yet but they are hilarious so I’ll put them here for now. “Company’s billion dollar collapse blamed on $30 logo” “Global economy based solely on minimum wage” “Christmas shopping ruined by Christmas” “Norway apologises for global rat infestation.  ‘We...

So my girlfriend travels a lot, you know, on business.  She always brings something home… a t-shirt or maybe a souvenir spoon, something like that.  But last week was the best.  She was gone for a month to Europe, came home and surprise, surprise… herpes!...

Three hillbillies are gathered around a new hillbilly mama. The first hillbilly says, “That’s my kid and I can prove it!” The hillbilly takes off his hat and says, “Look, no hair, just like his pappy!”  The hillbillies nod in agreement, this makes sense but the second hillbilly says,...

I asked Chat GPT 4 to create a universally funny image and then told it to surprise me. This is what I got… Unsatisfied, I gave it one more chance. This time, it gave me two images. Okay, you say, it isn’t that great at creating funny images, at...

It will be even less hilarious! No, seriously, I’m taking down the dumb jokes and replacing them with dumber jokes. The videos for the old ones were accidentally deleted anyway, lol, ah, dang it anyway. I’m also finally taking down the Christmas stuff and will be replacing the Christmas...