Back in December, 2022, a wave of hilarity hit me and That’s Not Funny was born. Thereabouts anyway. Part of the oozing afterbirth was our Facebook group. It has two members, me and one friend. Not even my wife. Or other family. Or anyone. In fact, until today I...

I found a notebook with a few partially written gags/punchlines/stupid shit. Here you go, straight from my notes. I’m just going to post them with no commentary. — I’m the pervert? You’re the one who gave me a boner! Space fart. Solve the Middle East problems by everyone converting...

Next weekend we are moving out of our trendy, swanky beach apartment to a trendier, swankier beach apartment. It’s much bigger and it will be closer to the heart of Caloundra so if I had to, I could get a job and just walk to work, you know, to...

Here’s a link to Hailey Welch’s TikTok feed so you perverts can ogle her in the privacy of your own home. As for myself, I’m just going to stalk her online for a few weeks until I get so bored that I start writing fart jokes. She is kind...

I had some personal crap to work through and now that that is all over with, I’ve decided to give comedy one more try. This time around I’m going to take it more seriously which means I’ll be taking it less seriously… something like that. We’re in the process...

Just a quickie today because I’ve been busy in the background getting some comedy writing done so here you go. This is my favourite line from a movie that would probably not be made today, Animal House. While we’re at it, here is some of Kevin Bacon’s finest work....

Apartment dweller Terry Wright, of Stillwater, Minnesota, expressed concern today that his wife of 12 years, Jodi Wright, had purchased two sets of 750 thread count, handmade bamboo sheets, the care tags for which demand hand washing and expressly forbid tumble drying. “We’re in an apartment in Minnesota, what...

Canadian Bacon is one of my favourite movies. It’s finally available on DVD at Amazon but it is a little on the pricey side. In the past I’ve looked for it on a few streaming services but no luck though that might have changed by now. The movie is...

I grew up when Steve Martin was just hitting it big. I remember listening to his records and later on seeing The Jerk and I was hooked. His book, Born Standing Up, is a great read if you are interested at all in comedy. Here is a link to...

Finally got Chat GPT to make something good! I think this will do for now. I do, however, apologise to human logo makers but I’m broke and I don’t have time to wait. In the future, perhaps that will change....