Some stuff I’m working on.

I found a notebook with a few partially written gags/punchlines/stupid shit. Here you go, straight from my notes. I’m just going to post them with no commentary.

I’m the pervert? You’re the one who gave me a boner!

Space fart.

Solve the Middle East problems by everyone converting to Christianity. (This is not a bad idea.)

A guy orders a ton of garbage at McDonald’s plus a Diet Coke because he’s watching his carbs.

No, that stays in Vegas. That too. And that. Nothing happened. I swear.

You’ve got city hands, Struck. I’m talkin’ about workin’ for a living. I’m talking about comedy!

Two people in bed, smoking cigarettes. “That was great.” “No, that was hepatitis.” “Actually, it was syphilis.” And they all laugh.

Saw some Christmas themed lottery tickets because hey, that’s what Jesus would do. Here are some more possible Christmas themed products I think would fly off the shelf…

Condoms
Cold sore gel
Porn (this exists, see Reddit lol)

Collectible dish soap. wtf.

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